There’s a reason the French don’t build more skyscrapers
Have you ever been to France and wondered why there are so few skyscrapers? They just aren’t into competing with skyscraper builders. I mean sure there’s the Eiffel tower, but that’s pretty much it in terms of height. Well, here’s my theory. They have this special fragrance there called exquises tentations and boy does it bring you back to the ground. The last thing you want when you wear it is fright from height, or wind grasping its catchy essence away from the wearer or those who might be so fortunate as to catch a whiff. That stuff smells great!